Bad Juju - Bird Friend

FRIEND ?!
Be my friend !

Never !

I was just kidding.
I want to be
your pall !

I’m afraid I’ll have
to eat you then !

I’m afraid I’ll have
to eat you then !

Pretty much.
We sometimes follow
humans around
and do this when
they least expected

Bad Juju - Gift

A DEAD DOG !

I HOPE THE LITTLE
GIRL THAT’S RESTING
HERE WILL APPRECIATE MY
GESTURE .

TwoMenOn a Stick - On holiday

Torrentzland
my a*s !

This wouldn't have
happened if you
would have seeded
more .
Idiot !!!!

TwoMenOn a Stick - Next time

Take this !!!

You're no match
for me !

It seems we
are equally
matched !

It seems so !!

See you next time
Evil Greenelly

There will not be
a next time
Evil Bluenelly !

Hey !
Where are
you running ?

Please
come back !
I just got a new pair
of laser contact lends.

I told you
that there will not
be a next time !
Idiot !

TwoMenOn a Stick - Stickopolos & friends

We're all
philosophers around
here . Right ?
We try to give some
meaning to life & sh*t
Right ?

Yeah.
I guess so .
We think an
rethink life & sh*t

Η ζωή είναι χάλια

I have a question for
all of you then .
A question that has been
puzzling me for months.

Tell us your question
and we'll give you
an answer .

Η ζωή είναι χάλια

What is this ?

I don't know
but it sure is shiny

It's the fizziness
of life

Did you drink my
last coke !!?
I can't find it
anywhere !

It got sucked into a
wormhole before
I even had the
chance to open it

Yeah right !
F* you man
I'm thirsty .

But...

TwoMenOn a Stick - The Return of The disco dancing cat

I can't believe
I watched that !
It was stupid !

Ha Ha !!!!
The disco dancing cat.
Do the disco dancing cat !

The disco dancing cat.
Do the disco dancing cat !

TwoMenOn a Stick - It's all about the advertising

Sliding pole to Hell
1.000.666 days of
fun down

Staircase to Heaven .
1.000.007 steps up .

Let the fun
begin !!!

You said it !
FUNNNNN!

TwoMenOn a Stick - What to do

I'm so bored !

Me too.
I can't believe
we don't have any
internet access
around here .

What did we used to
do before internet ?

I can't remember .

Note to self :
"Google that
sometime soon"

I can't wait to
update my profile

This is kinda fun !
Playing with cars ...

This isn't all that bad .

I should start a
blog about this

I'm so bored .

I'm planning my own funeral
in my head ...

TwoMenOn a Stick - Buds wars

It seems we meet again
Captain Banana !

It seems so
Captain Strawberry

I came to claim what
is rightfully mine !

Not this time .
The taste buds
are mine !

Damn it !
It's our archenemy !

Chocolate sprinkles !

HELP !

Someone help us
before Captain
Tongue gets here!

TwoMenOn a Stick - Moon

Houston we have
confirmation .
The moon isn't made
out of cheese

I can't believe you
convinced me to eat
that !!!!

They said it was
a type of Parmigiano !

TwoMenOn a Stick - Vs. The World

You have to help me !
My girl-friend's 300 evil exes
are coming to kick my ass

She had 300
boyfriends !??
Is she a spartan
cheerleader or
something ?
How old is she ?

She's 25 and she was a
professional pole dancer , ok !!?

So when's the
first ex going
to show up ?

I don't know .
I just know that I have
to fight all of them

Well. ..
It was nice knowing
you my friend .

Bye man !
And if you ever get out
of your coma
you better make it 301 .

TwoMenOn a Stick - When you got to go.You got to go !

Out of may way man
I really got to go !

So I guess you
don't want
to play ball ?

AAAAAAAAA !
Curses !!!!

Think fast
Pee-Wee !

Thank God
the elevator 's
here !

Press the button
associated to the
desired floor

Stupid
elevator
robot

You pressed 6.
For confirmation
press the same
button again

I hate
YOU !

Thank you for
choosing the
world's
slowest elevator

Say
what ?

We'll be reaching
the first floor in
approximately
15 minutes

Why God !!!?
Why !!???

5 minutes
remaining
until reaching
the first floor

TwoMenOn a Stick - Brains !

In a near post apocalyptic future

BRAINS !!!

BRAINS !!!

Welcome to BRAINS.
What can I get
you gentlemen ?

We want BRAINS !

BRAINS !!!

Two orders of brains .
Here you go
gentlemen !

BRAINS !!!!

BRAINS !!!!

That would be 10 $

Brains !

Brains !

OOO ...
Please don't pay me anything .
The gratitude of being
alive is enough for me .

Cheap-ass zombies !

TwoMenOn a Stick - Hammer time

My, my, my music
hits me so hard
Makes me say
"Oh, my Lord"

You can't touch this,
you can't touch this
Break it down
Stop, Hammer time !

Yeah, you can't touch this
I told you, you can't
touch this

TwoMenOn a Stick - Donald

Have you heard
the news ?
Kurt Donald
Cobain died ?

Donald Duck is dead ?

I loved him so much !!!!

The world will
never be the same !!!

TwoMenOn a Stick - Stop right there

We have to ditch
the heat man !

You'll never catch
us alive coppers !

Stop right
there scum !

Are they still
on our trail ?

I don't think so.
I think we gave
them the slip

Stick damn it !

Sh*t !!!

Thank you for
stopping
these notorious
pistachio robbers

Thank you
Super rock of instant death

TwoMenOn a Stick - Birthday Thrill

Happy birthday
to you !

Happy birthday
to you !

Happy birthday
dear ...

Dear Sally ?

Happy birthday
dear guy !

Well...
That's that .

Let's go drink
some more

To the booze
mobile !

Happy birthday
you drunk bastard !
You just couldn't wait
for me to get here ?

TwoMenOn a Stick - Paradox

What's a
paradox ?

What ?

What is
a paradox ?

Give me
your shirt

Hey !
Where are
you going ?
Wait up !

Where the hell
did he go ?

What's a
paradox ?

What ?

TwoMenOn a Stick - A pirate life cut short

This pirate life
sure is great

Drinking beer and
singing songs is
the life for me

What was that
loud noise ?

I think we're
sinking ! Water's
pouring in !

We're going
to die !

The hamsters from
the engine room
are abandoning the
ship

The hamsters
will save
us !

I see a door .
I'm going that
way !

Hamster dive !

Carry me to safety
my fuzzy
friends !

Grab only
the hamsters

Roger that !

They are so soft !

TwoMenOn a Stick - New shirts

Ring !
Ring !

Hello ?

I just called
to say ...
I love you !

What
the
f*ck ?

I just called
to say how
much I care!

Stevie !?
F*ck you man !
You better have our
shirts done by
tomorrow !

Ok man...
I'm sorry...
Bye !

Love your
shirt , man !

Love yours
man !

So...
Want to switch?

Yeah...

Mental five !

TwoMenOn a Stick - Manic Tuesday alternative ending

Take me now
birthday boy

For he's
a jolly
good
fellow !

Sir !
You've just
won the lottery !

Here's the
money
I owe you
man

So...
Want to go to
my place
and watch reruns
of star trek ?

Not today!
I'm going home
to see what's
happening in my
room!

Damn it !
They all left !
I knew I shouldn't
have gotten out of
bed this morning

TwoMenOn a Stick - Manic Tuesday

Take me now
birthday boy

For he's
a jolly
good
fellow !

Sir !
You've just
won the lottery !

Here's the
money
I owe you
man

So...
Want to go to
my place
and watch reruns
of star trek ?

Sure...
I can't think of
a better way to
spend the day...

TwoMenOn a Stick - Childhood friend

The circus is in town.
I'm going to see my
old childhood friend
Pierrot the clown.

Cool !
Let's go !

Who was your
childhood friend ?
Did you have one ?

I had one.
He was italian.
His name was Pedo.
We used to play a silly
game called
touch me down there.
I wonder what ever
happened to him ?

Hello Pierrot
my old fried !

Pedo?
Is that
you ?

Kid ?
Is that you ?

Lying bastard !
You said I was your
only
childhood friend !

Tag !
Your it !

TwoMenOn a Stick - Dog dizzle

My dog is acting
weird for some time
now .

What do you mean
weird ?

Shizzle dizzle
Shizzle bow dizzle
wow shizzle !

See what I mean ?
That weird !
He's not barking right !

I'm sorry to say this
but I did tell you to
get the white one.

Dizzle Shizzle
Shizzle bow dizzle
shizzle shizzle!

Now what do we do
with Snoopy here ?

Top 100 love songs
of all time .
The only thing that can
straighten him out.

How did it go man ?

Please come out Sparks
I love you !
You took my heterosexuality
and left me with a broken
heart . I love ... you .

TwoMenOn a Stick - Raining chicks

 

 This episode's souvenirs

Get your girl-fried a t-shirt .

It's raining
yellow stuff !!?

It's raining little
yellow chicks !
They are so cute !

Now you're going to
do as we say !
Got that sticky !?

We're going to
do some changes
around here !

We're going to turn this
idiotic comic strip into a
chick flick

A what ?
A chick flick ?

Shut it
sticky or your
round as* head
gets it !

I'm sorry
man !

Now , Susan !
You kiss
Charles !

With tongue !

I hope I don't
like it .

That bit*h !
How could she ?
She's a married
woman .

TwoMenOn a Stick - The disco dancing cat

The disco dancing cat !
Do the disco dancing
cat !

What the hell
are you singing !?
What's a disco
dancing cat ?

It's a disco dancing cat
A disco dancing cat !

Did you smoke
cat poo again
you nincompoop

No , man , youtube.
You have to see it.
I can't get if out of my head.

The disco dancing cat !
Do the disco dancing cat !

See you later man

Did you see it ?

The disco dancing cat !
Do the disco dacing cat !

Couldn't find it !
But do you know
what time it is ?

It's peanut butter jelly time !
Peanut butter jelly time !

TwoMenOn a Stick – The rock of instant death

Fight !

Man...What is
this place ?
Where are we ?

We're in a
colosseum.

What are your
weapons
of choice,Sirs ?

What ???
Weapons ?

I'll have
the rock
of instant
death

I also want the
rock of instant
death

I'm sorry Sair
but
we're out of
weapons.

hahah !

Hey...Am I in one of
your stupid dream
bubble's again !?

Maybe !

F* you man!

I won !
I am the king!
I am the best!

I'll be so sad when
I'll wake up !

TwoMenOn a Stick meets cityBear

So...
You're a
bear ?

Pretty
much !

How is living
in a cave
like ?

Well...

AAA...
You pulled out my
eyeballs right out
of their sockets.
You bastard !

I bet you can't
see sh*t now !
Just like in a dark
stinky cave !

I'm a city Bear
nimrod

F*ck you man !
You could have
just said so !

TwoMenOn a Stick – Parrot

I think your
parrot is
trying to
kill me

Nonsense I bet
he's just playing
around.

Or Not !

Polly wanna
Cracker !

TwoMenOn a Stick – Bubble dispute

Man I just
saw two girls
kissing

Really ?
Where ?

Here !

That's your
imagination bubble
you nincompoop.
Only you can see it.

I could
have sworn
it was a text
bubble ....

Idiot !

Hey I saw
that !

What ?