TwoMenOn a Stick - Vs. The World

You have to help me !
My girl-friend's 300 evil exes
are coming to kick my ass

She had 300
boyfriends !??
Is she a spartan
cheerleader or
something ?
How old is she ?

She's 25 and she was a
professional pole dancer , ok !!?

So when's the
first ex going
to show up ?

I don't know .
I just know that I have
to fight all of them

Well. ..
It was nice knowing
you my friend .

Bye man !
And if you ever get out
of your coma
you better make it 301 .